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I am that legal age... maybe not to drink though... Best quotes ever... "My hands and feet are always cold but my ass is the warmest part of my body." -Me "How warm is it?" as he attempts to grab my ass first time hanging out.. -Mexican. "Almost died today on a horse! Until the walmart worker came and unplugged it." -White trashed cousin. "Its Fucking hot out!" -Casey "Because of me" -Me :) "I'm afraid to talk to her on the phone... what if I can't understand... I mean does she talk all gangsta like? I'm from Iowa!" -Me "No, she speaks english fine, you'll be able to understand her" -Doug 5 min later... October comes on the phone and 3-way with us...Fortunately I was able to understand her. :) "My vagina is fistful"- Drunk ass me at some party playing My Vagina and My penis game. "Why are the flags half down?" -Waffle&Syrup "Maybe its because Easter is coming!" -Me "Hey drunkass" -J.R "I just got here!" -Me "Dude she gets drunk off just smelling a beer"-Mexican.