Igor, a poor drunk Russian, was stumbling home one night when he tripped over a shiney vase and landed in a ditch. Wiping the mud from his eyes he began to rub the vase to get a better look at it. To his suprise as he rubbed it a huge half naked genie billowed from the vase.

She said to the drunk Russian, "I am the genie of the lamp and I will grant you only one wish".  Igor thought for a moment and came up with the perfect wish...He said, "Genie, I do not wish for money or fame but, to only piss the purest besttasting vodka known to man

The genie, while taken aback from this request, asked if Igor was certain of his wish...He agreed and the genie obliged by granting what he wished for.

Igor couldn't wait to try his wish out for himself and rushed home.  He fumbled through his kitchen and found a shot glass wipped out his unit and proceeded to piss in it. He couldn't believe what he saw...it looked like pure vodka...he sniffed the glass...it didn't smell like piss...igor's hands started to shake as he put his lips on the glass and took a sip...He couldn't beleive it!  IT WAS PURE VODKA!...Igor continued to piss and drink all night.  

Morning finally came and Helga, Igors' wife, came home and saw what he was doing.  He explained to her about the genie and gave her a taste from his glass...She couldn't believe it...It was vodka...She went to the cupboard and got a glass for him to fill....

...Igor took her glass and said, "Tonight, you drink from the bottle".