My openings have never been so privileged as to be graced by your heavily-grainy and incredibly blurry eggs.

Dude... we all know you wanted to jump my bones. Each year that decreased, and I'm pretty sure the most you'd let me do now is lay my eggs in you.

"Remember back in the day when preteen girls though saying shit that makes absolutely no sense makes them look cool. Bad times, bad times indeed."

Remember when I had absolutely no sexual attraction to you all those years ago?
How times have changed, times have changed.

And yeah, trying is for losers... Only winners don't try...

What I meant to say was that I thought it was stitch when I clicked on the picture... I was drunk and forgot some of the words to my reply... The words that would have made the reply make sense...

I'm just trying to give her some life advice. Shouting things like CUPCAKES SAUSAGE UNICORNS I LIKE EGGS PURPLE won't make people like you.

It's not good to try so hard.

Hahahahahahahaha!

The funny part is, when I first clicked on this social, because of the picture... I mean not after I clicked on the picture and saw what it actually looked like haha!

my comment was meant for stitchchick92. hence the @stitchchick92 before my name. :P

please like stop commenting your blowing up my phone!

what the heck are you talking about.

you should prob look at who the reply is too... der

thxx

i aint insulting anyone?

Remember back in the day when people thought insulting preteen girls over the internet made them look cool? Bad times, bad times indeed.

lol!

hahahahah

Remember back in the day when preteen girls though saying shit that makes absolutely no sense makes them look cool. Bad times, bad times indeed.

i dont care if your analysis is correct and has right to hold or not i quit enjoyed readin it thank you for makin my day

I think, save from rare instances, the eating experience of both culminates in internally unattractive results. So, both are useless too.

I'm finding more similarities. :(

the experience of eating a cupcake is completely different from eating a muffin. In that respect, your analysis holds I think.

I am not well versed in cupcake or muffin history, but if I am to guess there are subtle differences between the two with the main similarities resting as shape and being baked carbohydrate treats. Generally, the purpose of a cupcake seems to be as a single serving of cake that can either be frosted or unfrosted. Cake mixtures generally need a set base and for stability you tend to blend an ingredient with a solid/high fat content (butter) into the mixture for uniformity and consistency in the resulting product. Muffins do not generally always need this structure (why some crumble and have a variety of textures). Muffins also seem to have a traditionally lower sugar content making them more palatable as breakfast options, although this may not apply to the average American. In summation: the structure of the base mixture may vary in addition to the situational context of when one is consumed (eating a cupcake as part of breakfast may be a little odd).

End disclaimer: I’m not Betty Crocker. My analysis is probably bullshit. I don’t eat cupcakes.

i actually do think that cupcakes r fancy muffins. AND they're freakin awsum

uncool dude

THIS WAS A JOKE GET OVER IT!!!

Oh fuck, one of these. Been a while since we've had one round these parts, aye guys?
Guys?
Oh yeah, this site is abandoned.
*fades into the shadows and goes back to the super elite secret club of testy apocalypse survivors*

Don't be so rude.. This girl randomly followed me so I came to look a one of her posts.. I immediatly regret seeing your comment, because I hate Assholes..So shut the hell up and go back to your job..

I saw your picture and thought you were someone else, and I instantly regret making that mistake...