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Sweetfoot360   -   3 months ago   -   Reply reading some of u guys names is bringing back some good memories reading some of u guys names is bringing back some good memories

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Sweetfoot360   -   3 months ago   -   Reply HOOOOOOOOOOOOOJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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canuckschmuck   -   3 months ago   -   Reply He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it. He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.

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stitchchick92   -   5 months ago   -   Reply "People in cars cause accidents. Accidents in cars cause people" "People in cars cause accidents. Accidents in cars cause people"

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Jseek   -   5 months ago   -   Reply thanks for the quotes got a bunch now thanks for the quotes got a bunch now

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@Egark  Jseek   -   5 months ago   -   Reply these are ayn rand, its a girl these are ayn rand, its a girl

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Jseek   -   5 months ago   -   Reply haha ok adding some of these new ones haha ok adding some of these new ones

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TheGreatHoojo   -   6 months ago   -   Reply    Comment voted down   Show I don't know how to post my own social I don't know how to do anything on here. **Raise your hand if you want the old test back!!!**** I don't know how to post my own social I don't know how to do anything on here. **Raise your hand if you want the old test back!!!****

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TheGreatHoojo   -   6 months ago   -   Reply    Comment voted down   Show why is everything all diffrent? I HATE IT JSEEK!!! I HATE IT!!!! It's so confusing! Please change it back!!! :'( why is everything all diffrent? I HATE IT JSEEK!!! I HATE IT!!!! It's so confusing! Please change it back!!! :'(

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@canuckschmuck  lisaljb   -   6 months ago   -   Reply LOL! I love it! LOL! I love it!

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godsbluejay   -   6 months ago   -   Reply 'Can't insult me with words I don't know' 'Can't insult me with words I don't know'

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godsbluejay   -   6 months ago   -   Reply These are test quotes submitted a long while back when we were comteplating making t-shirts. ^_^ "CHOCOBEARLUVR!" "Who wants to be split open by ral!" "Be Like Marcus. Fuck Dead Carcus" "I'm Thugnastay Dammit! And That Say's It All!" "Know I'm Nastay" "Nastaylicious" " I'm JayNastay Dammit!" "Holy SMIFF Attack!" "I Keeps it Nastay" "If it Aint Nastay it Aint Classy" "It Gets The Nastay Seal of Approval" "It's Drunk thirty. Passout time. Ninja Bomb" NINJABOMB! "I must say this has been a MadNastay Experience" "If I kill you, will you shut the fuck up?" "Leave Preston Alone! He's Having a Kid! 'I'm up to my EYEBALLS" "Huronpliskin... Is Gonna Get You" Idk if you want to add them all but i just thought i'd throw them out there since these are from test users... 'Holy Smiff Attack' and 'It's Drunk thirty. Passout time. Ninja Bomb.' were both pretty popular These are test quotes submitted a long while back when we were comteplating making t-shirts. ^_^ "CHOCOBEARLUVR!" "Who wants to be split open by ral!" "Be Like Marcus. Fuck Dead Carcus" "I'm Thugnastay Dammit! And That Say's It All!" "Know I'm Nastay" "Nastaylicious" " I'm JayNastay Dammit!" "Holy SMIFF Attack!" "I Keeps it Nastay" "If it Aint Nastay it Aint Classy" "It Gets The Nastay Seal of Approval" "It's Drunk thirty. Passout time. Ninja Bomb" NINJABOMB! "I must say this has been a MadNastay Experience" "If I kill you, will you shut the fuck up?" "Leave Preston Alone! He's Having a Kid! 'I'm up to my EYEBALLS" "Huronpliskin... Is Gonna Get You" Idk if you want to add them all but i just thought i'd throw them out there since these are from test users... 'Holy Smiff Attack' and 'It's Drunk thirty. Passout time. Ninja Bomb.' were both pretty popular

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Alikkatz   -   6 months ago   -   Reply You guys forgot Steven Wright ! Isn't Disney World a People Trap Operated by a Mouse? -Steven Wright Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. Atheism is a nonprophet organization. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims? If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Is there another word for synonym? Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?" If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? You guys forgot Steven Wright ! Isn't Disney World a People Trap Operated by a Mouse? -Steven Wright Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. Atheism is a nonprophet organization. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims? If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Is there another word for synonym? Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?" If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

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Egark   -   6 months ago   -   Reply Andrew Ryan: What is the difference between a man and a parasite? A man builds. A parasite asks 'Where is my share?' A man creates. A parasite says, 'What will the neighbors think?' A man invents. A parasite says, 'Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of God... ' Andrew Ryan: What is the difference between a man and a parasite? A man builds. A parasite asks 'Where is my share?' A man creates. A parasite says, 'What will the neighbors think?' A man invents. A parasite says, 'Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of God... '

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Egark   -   6 months ago   -   Reply Andrew Ryan: A man chooses, a slave obeys. Andrew Ryan: A man chooses, a slave obeys.

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Egark   -   6 months ago   -   Reply Andrew Ryan: We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us. Andrew Ryan: We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us.

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Egark   -   6 months ago   -   Reply "I am Andrew Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.'"- Andrew Ryan (fictional character) "I am Andrew Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.'"- Andrew Ryan (fictional character)

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Egark   -   6 months ago   -   Reply "One death is a tragedy; one million is a statistic." - Stalin "We ain't in Wonderland any more Alice." - Charles Manson "Life is like swallowing razor blades, hard at first and then- well then you die." - Krage Skaflestad "One death is a tragedy; one million is a statistic." - Stalin "We ain't in Wonderland any more Alice." - Charles Manson "Life is like swallowing razor blades, hard at first and then- well then you die." - Krage Skaflestad

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YoungKingg   -   6 months ago   -   Reply "You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you lick my butt hole." "You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you lick my butt hole."

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canuckschmuck   -   6 months ago   -   Reply I like big minds and I cannot lie, you otha pseudointellectualists can't deny. If I met a Christian woman who would take my virginity if I baptised myself and was reborn again, would that make her a pedophile? Shalalala, man -- Lou Reed There can be no excuse for public order or a refusal to protest. Protest the protesters and watch what testing how to be a pro at conning is. If heartache was taxed, we'd all be millionaires. Beautiful souls look better unclothed, ugly people do not. I was sued by my wife for divorcing her before she could divorce me. I sued my husband because he divorced me for sewing his stew into my sows. Don't let Jseek get carried away with vetoing everything; we don't need an e-Bush. Lisaljb has the sweetest ass to ever graze the cornfields of a drunken night. Lisaljb wishes she could hear Canuckschmuck's schmexy Poutinedoused voice again. Is a rotisserie a really morbid ferris wheel for a chicken? -- Mitch Hedberg Was it your smile, Lisaljb, that set London on fire? I think so Let's take all the melting glaciers and dump 'em on the Middle Eastern droughts. I like big minds and I cannot lie, you otha pseudointellectualists can't deny. If I met a Christian woman who would take my virginity if I baptised myself and was reborn again, would that make her a pedophile? Shalalala, man -- Lou Reed There can be no excuse for public order or a refusal to protest. Protest the protesters and watch what testing how to be a pro at conning is. If heartache was taxed, we'd all be millionaires. Beautiful souls look better unclothed, ugly people do not. I was sued by my wife for divorcing her before she could divorce me. I sued my husband because he divorced me for sewing his stew into my sows. Don't let Jseek get carried away with vetoing everything; we don't need an e-Bush. Lisaljb has the sweetest ass to ever graze the cornfields of a drunken night. Lisaljb wishes she could hear Canuckschmuck's schmexy Poutinedoused voice again. Is a rotisserie a really morbid ferris wheel for a chicken? -- Mitch Hedberg Was it your smile, Lisaljb, that set London on fire? I think so Let's take all the melting glaciers and dump 'em on the Middle Eastern droughts.

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@beckizzzzle  huronpliskin   -   6 months ago   -   Reply haha, thats a gooden haha, thats a gooden

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@huronpliskin  beckizzzzle   -   6 months ago   -   Reply “The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.” - Oscar Wilde That's my favorite oscar wilde quote haha! “The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.” - Oscar Wilde That's my favorite oscar wilde quote haha!

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huronpliskin   -   6 months ago   -   Reply I can resist everything except temptation Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about it. My own business always bores me to death. I prefer other people's. Mrs. Allonby: They say, Lady Hunstanton, that when good Americans die they go to Paris. Lady Hunstanton: Indeed? And when bad Americans die, where do they go to? Lord Illingworth: Oh, they go to America. Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious. Both are disappointed. To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance. I love talking about nothing. It is the only thing I know anything about. These are all Oscar Wilde. More witty than funny I guess.... I can resist everything except temptation Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about it. My own business always bores me to death. I prefer other people's. Mrs. Allonby: They say, Lady Hunstanton, that when good Americans die they go to Paris. Lady Hunstanton: Indeed? And when bad Americans die, where do they go to? Lord Illingworth: Oh, they go to America. Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious. Both are disappointed. To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance. I love talking about nothing. It is the only thing I know anything about. These are all Oscar Wilde. More witty than funny I guess....

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beckizzzzle   -   6 months ago   -   Reply Step Brothers Quotes Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls, Gardocki! - Brennan Huff You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus. - Dale Doback This is a house of learned doctors. - Dale Doback I swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she's of age, I'm putting her in a home. - Brennan Huff I remember my first beer. - Brennan Huff I honestly thought I was gonna be raped for a second. He had the craziest look in his eyes. And at one point he said, "Lets get it on." - Brennan Huff You better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna punch you square in the face. - Brennan Huff I hope you stay still when you sleep, cause I'm gonna put a rat trap between your legs. - Dale Doback Step Brothers Quotes Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls, Gardocki! - Brennan Huff You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus. - Dale Doback This is a house of learned doctors. - Dale Doback I swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she's of age, I'm putting her in a home. - Brennan Huff I remember my first beer. - Brennan Huff I honestly thought I was gonna be raped for a second. He had the craziest look in his eyes. And at one point he said, "Lets get it on." - Brennan Huff You better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna punch you square in the face. - Brennan Huff I hope you stay still when you sleep, cause I'm gonna put a rat trap between your legs. - Dale Doback

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Alikkatz   -   6 months ago   -   Reply The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

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beckizzzzle   -   6 months ago   -   Reply Question, can the quotes contain profanity, or should we shy away from that? Question, can the quotes contain profanity, or should we shy away from that?

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beckizzzzle   -   6 months ago   -   Reply Ron Burgandy Quotes There are literally thousands of men that I should be with instead, but I am, 72% sure I love you - Veronica Corningstone I would like to extend to you, an invitation to the pants party - Brick Tamland Milk was a bad choice. - Ron Burgandy 60% of the time, it works every time. - Brian Fantana I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. - Ron Burgandy Ron Burgandy Quotes There are literally thousands of men that I should be with instead, but I am, 72% sure I love you - Veronica Corningstone I would like to extend to you, an invitation to the pants party - Brick Tamland Milk was a bad choice. - Ron Burgandy 60% of the time, it works every time. - Brian Fantana I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. - Ron Burgandy

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Alikkatz   -   6 months ago   -   Reply I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. The shin: A device for finding furniture in a dark room. The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. God must love stupid people. He made SO many. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. The shin: A device for finding furniture in a dark room. The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

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@Jseek  beckizzzzle   -   6 months ago   -   Reply I got tons of funny ones... I basically memorized every will ferrell movie haha! I got tons of funny ones... I basically memorized every will ferrell movie haha!

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Jseek   -   6 months ago   -   Reply Any more funny quotes? the majority of them now are pretty serious. Any more funny quotes? the majority of them now are pretty serious.

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@huronpliskin  Jseek   -   6 months ago   -   Reply added some yoda quotes added some yoda quotes

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Jseek   -   6 months ago   -   Reply like all of these <img src="/images/smiley/smile9.gif" /><img src="/images/smiley/smile9.gif" /> added pretty much all of them like all of these added pretty much all of them

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beckizzzzle   -   6 months ago   -   Reply "Be who you are, and say what you feel, because those that mind don't matter, and those that matter don't mind" - Dr. Seuss "Be who you are, and say what you feel, because those that mind don't matter, and those that matter don't mind" - Dr. Seuss

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@gockley17  Jseek   -   6 months ago   -   Reply you were right, works now you were right, works now

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gockley17   -   6 months ago   -   Reply Forgive me Jseek, for i have sinned. I just wanted to test out the down vote on the socials. D: I didn't think it would actually work! (not because of your credibility or anything but because the chat response down vote doesn't work) :O Forgive me Jseek, for i have sinned. I just wanted to test out the down vote on the socials. D: I didn't think it would actually work! (not because of your credibility or anything but because the chat response down vote doesn't work) :O

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sixtiespixie   -   6 months ago   -   Reply 'Who invited that guy?' :) 'Who invited that guy?' :)

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huronpliskin   -   6 months ago   -   Reply "every man is born as many man and dies a single man" "the possible ranks higher than the actual" "art gives things their look, and human beings their outlook" "He acts it in life, before he apprehends it in truth." "The more one is absorbed in fighting evil, the less one is tempted to place the good in question." "In a word, man must create his own essence: it is in throwing himself into the world, suffering there, struggling there, that he gradually defines himself." "There is more wisdom in your body than in your deepest philosophy." These are some quotes I just searched online that I liked. None of them are mine. "every man is born as many man and dies a single man" "the possible ranks higher than the actual" "art gives things their look, and human beings their outlook" "He acts it in life, before he apprehends it in truth." "The more one is absorbed in fighting evil, the less one is tempted to place the good in question." "In a word, man must create his own essence: it is in throwing himself into the world, suffering there, struggling there, that he gradually defines himself." "There is more wisdom in your body than in your deepest philosophy." These are some quotes I just searched online that I liked. None of them are mine.

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huronpliskin   -   6 months ago   -   Reply Star Wars quotes might be good. Or other movie quotes...I don't have any particular ones in mind. Star Wars quotes might be good. Or other movie quotes...I don't have any particular ones in mind.

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@Alikkatzz  Jseek   -   6 months ago   -   Reply haha these are all awesome haha these are all awesome

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Alikkatzz   -   6 months ago   -   Reply I reject your reality and substitute my own. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? I reject your reality and substitute my own. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?